you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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