ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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