i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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