your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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