Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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