He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour