he told me I talked like a deaf person
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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