Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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