we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Your dad touched me again.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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