I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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