Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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