Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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