Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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