I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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