And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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