party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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