i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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