yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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