Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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