My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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