Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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