careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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