As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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