We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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