Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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