she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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