There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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