they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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