well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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