nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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