Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.