garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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