In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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