i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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