omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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