He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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