Can Purell be used as lube?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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