I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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