For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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