the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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