Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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