protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My ATM looks so different sober.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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