she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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