I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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