How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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