Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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