Even the bartender felt bad for me
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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