apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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