he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
4 words: hood of his car
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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