i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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