I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I enjoy the company of your penis
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