I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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