So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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