After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
did i walk over a car last night?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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