Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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